OK, GUYS......THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

 My Fellow Americans

I know I can count on everyone for their
 help and support in this worthwhile effort.

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a
sin to see a  naked woman that is not his wife.

So, this Saturday
afternoon at 2:00 PM. Eastern time all North American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended
  for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
 prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and
  to show support for their fellow sisters. And since
  the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your
 anti-Taliban sentiment. 

The United States of America appreciates your
 efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
  God Bless America!!
   IT'S IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

COWBOYS

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex
positions.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy,
"What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you
mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her
breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just
like your sister's."

Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds